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Oh my dear Scarlett had you not heard of the celebrity iPhone hacking cases that have plagued your colleagues?  Do you not hang out with Mila Kunis over latte’s and discuss her phone being hacked, showing rather interesting pictures of Justin Timberlake no less (how come I didn’t see any of those ones) ?  Well evidently not because you have now become the latest victim,  of some rather intelligent people I must say, and so there are nude photos of you being emailed and tweeted all over the world as we speak.  The one I saw wasn’t bad sweetie, I don’t know what your so mad about .  I mean who calls in the FBI for crying out loud.  You should be proud of an ass like that Scarlett, I personally think it was your best role.  For one no one had to hear you speak and it was short and over in mere seconds, as opposed to some of your boring films… no offense.

I’ll never understand these celebrities that do things like this and then get surprised when they are leaked.  Take the sex tapes for instance, at what point when you are getting hot and heavy with some random guy do you not think of the potential of this shit coming out?  Honestly people, you are a celebrity!!  If the lame ass boyfriend doesn’t leak it then the housekeeper will, why wouldn’t they, it means big bucks for them.  I’m sorry that you are not allowed to take nude pictures of yourself standing oddly in front of one mirror with another mirror behind you, or tape yourself having sex in a hotel with night vision goggles on the camera but you know what, you guys are wealthy and famous so tough shit.  I would make that trade any day.

Seriously, do a Google Images search of Scarlett Johansson and tell me this chic isn’t completely in love with herself.  Sorry but don’t feel that bad for ya.